Dear Marie, Fergus and Paul:
It is without sincere regret that I must inform you that your employment with DAVID™ as Logistics/Support/Strategy Technicians will be terminated immediately.
Due to gross incompetence and failure to meet key objectives your services are no longer required.
We here at DAVID™, feel that you were afforded time and opportunity to meet these key objectives.
The DAVID™ brand as a result has been damaged and there may be recourse to pursue compensation at the discretion of our legal team.
Per the terms of your contract agreement we have arranged a severance package, you will be paid one weeks pay (€0) for every month you worked over twelve months with DAVID™.
Due to your lack of qualifications and abilities I doubt you will find future employment so you will not be requiring the letter of recommendation that I will not be writing.
PS – thanks guys 🙂